Valerie (valeriejoy) wrote,

Work Phases

Got this email from a friend and I had to share.  ;)

*Phase 1*
You are listening to jazz -- *Your first day at work is great. Your fellow peers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your job, and your boss is the best!*

*Phase 2*
You are listening to pop music -- *After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.*

*Phase 3*
You are listening to heavy metal -- *This is what you feel like after a long week.*

*Phase 4*
You are listening to hip hop -- *You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and, when you do get home, you feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow peers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your room are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your job.*

*Phase 5*
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- *After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch and you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.*

*Phase 6*
You are listening to the voices in your head -- *You have locked your door and thrown away the key! Job? What job?
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